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A Few of My Favorite (Kinky) Things

I was tweeting with a friend and said I would rewrite this song and send it to her… Enjoy!

Ball gags and cock gags and whip marks on asses,
Bright steel handcuffs and leather straight jackets,
Willing boys’ packages caged in CBT,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Pink colored bite marks and clothespins on nipples,
Face masks and zipped hoods and hard wooden paddles,
Beautiful girls pierced with bright needle wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Boys in lace panties with blue satin sashes
Face-slapping, foot worship, tears on eyelashes
Bondage rope, floggers, and canes, whips and chains,
These are a few of my favorite things

When a heel breaks
When my nails chip
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad

[Repeat all verses]

Three and a Third

I spent three days cringing, clenching, and panicking. I was not only assigned the task to edge (as in, almost there, but no orgasm allowed) no less than 12 and no more than 16 times, with the addition of an ice component after each instance… but I was also told we were going to do anal fisting.

Deviant: so since I broke your boob
Gemini: LOL
Deviant: i’ll have to break your ass next. start preparing for some fisting :)
Gemini: OMG
Deviant: :)
Deviant: YUM!
Gemini: I have no words
Deviant: good:)
Deviant: i’m sure you will find a few
Deviant: so did you Google what’s in store for you?
Gemini: Not yet, but that’s the plan
Deviant: no need to, you’re not going to be able to do anything :)
Gemini: I am scared, looking at these
Deviant: it prolly won’t fit
Deviant: we sure are gonna try!!!

I spent three days and three nights downloading photos, watching videos, reading up on techniques, preparation, and potential harms. I bought a fresh, new enema kit in addition to some drug store enemas. I asked questions, I tried to mentally prepare, and…

I freaked the fuck out.

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